Monday, 27 August 2012

Monday Maths Madness 6

I don't have any pictures this week, so I thought I would do a series of (really bad) maths jokes. Here we go.

Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right.
The third one shouts: "We've hit it!"

Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9...

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are 3 types of mathematicians in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

A math professor is talking to her little brother who just started his first year of graduate school in mathematics.
"What's your favorite thing about mathematics?" the brother wants to know.
"Knot theory."
"Yeah, me neither."

"What is Pi?"
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!

What does the little mermaid wear?
An algae-bra

There are loads more on this website if you fancy it.

1 comment:

  1. Don't forget:
    What did the constipated mathematician do?
    Worked it out with a pencil.